My Choral Speaking TEXT ..when i was budak sekolah

omg anis..macam mana laa u can find this crap!ok2..i almost forgot..but i did this text when i was in secondary school..at 1st we were invited to make a performance for PIDATO PIALA DI RAJA Peringkat Negeri..When i was in form 2 i guess,i still remember the MCKK debater named Azizi..I think he won!well...the choral speaking performance really did a great job when everyone was soo entertained.So,bla bla bla..i did the new text for the competiton in state level..tp agak kelakar la..this is my english standart during my school time..so simple and sangat teruk..tp ok laa..sbb batch bawah CATALUNA was pleading me to teach them to make a new text..but i guess they used ours too..huh!Anis...Zura..sape2 dak CATALUNA...u know what..i still remember the rhythm..shoot shooot stop that noise...shooot shooot...poyo nya aku time ini..rasa geli pun ade jugek...tak boleh blah wehhh ingat balik!

HOSTEL LIFE
HOSTEL..hostel of the year..You know what is HOSTEL exactly?Hostel is WELFARE HOME......what??welfare home?NO!Hostel is a place or a sanctuary for the chosen person.Like house wkere there are a lot of facilities and entertainments..Hostel also has that but not really luxurious as what we have in our house.When we stay in a hostel..we actually change our life style.You know hostel life seems very amazing.The first thing we will meet is F.R.I.E.N.D.S.These are many different tyape of people.Such as thin,tall,fat,short,cute,preety and the most peculiar that we will meet is the nerd.If we have a huge problem our beloved family and parents will try to solve it,but in hostel we depends on our friends.Excuse me!Who will look after all those students in the hostel?Oh..our papa and mama la..But!Not the real parents,the papa and mama are our wardens.Oh!I'm so scared ehen i first meet them.Why scared??Isk..iskk.iskk..the warden are very nice,kind,helpful,polite and responsible person.If we behave in a good way.But!If we do not obey the rules,indiciplines,of course,all hell breal loose.The duty of warden is to teach and guide the students.warden also are our foster parents.So!don't you ever,ever,foerever,ever,foerever,ever forget to thank them for their guidance.The best encounter we ever had was jeng..jeng..jeng..TEMPANG!TEMPANG!GHOST!Everybody in the hotel say ah ah..scream!Scream!Run!Run!..eh..eh..relax..that just an imagination.That's why la we must..wait!That is not a ghost maaa...!!I think taht is an ungka!Where?There!How come you can't see?So cute maaaa!The most important tools are the luxury fot HITZ.FM,THR,RFM,ERA Rentak Muzik Terkini.Walkman!!You know one day i ate mee maggie..Mee maggie is fast to cook..good to eat...Mee maggie is fast to cook good to eat..But!Oh..oh..oh..The warden caught me red handed,I was unlucky that day!She's unlucky..She's a star and she cry cry cry with the lonely heart thinking.Oh,so pity girl.STOP!Attention,to hostelian!Today we will hold a gotong-royong starting at 9 o'clock sharo.If you are late your name will be taken my prefect.Oh!I'm lazy to do it but rush.rush,clean the dorm,sweep the floor,wash the window,hang the clothes.If not the clothes will be thrown by the prefect at the badminton court.Oh no!Goting royong will teach us to be cleaner,neater and tidier but the most important of gotong-royong is fighting with other friends.No la!But!To make our relationship closer,closer and closer.PUM,KOOP,UPPERSIX..food time..fat time..staving,hungry but you can get it from them like nasi lemak,hey nasi goreng,hey very delicious,burger kebab and hotdog.Food time after preparation class.Dining hall,it is a place like a canteen but different bcause you have paid it already.Run and Rush for breakfast,lunch.dinner,tea-time and supper.The food here teaste delicious,tasty,helathier and good.Queue up first before you get your food.But!if you want it fast and quick cut every one's line..Hey!That cheating..Information technology..information technology..cyber cafe in the hostel is a ususal hang out for teen like us.Chatting,internet,music,assignment you can go over thaht.It is an essential in our hostel life because we need a lot of information for our future undertakings.Mosque.Discuss and solve problem about ghost,hostel,dining hall.studying.Dont forget kuliah magrib after maghrib prayer.Saturday and sunday..relax...TV time!Hey,guys..but today movies?Kahona Pyar Hai.Doraemon.News On 7.Kulliyah.Hollywood.Blooywood.Malaywood.Favourite entertainment.watch together,laugh together.satisfaction is very important for us.Make us closer..closer and closer...Hostel life has its up and downs.You may realize the significant of this life.Once you leave it you might find that there is no other life equal to hostel life..stop!stop!thank you...

p/s:thanks anis banjaran...love u love u...sinnun kabir ana uhibbu fillah..wa anti?aidon?